i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a g**damn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

happy good friday everybody

Imagine being a grown man finding it a weakness to express your emotions to a woman

everything will work out. maybe you won’t get what you currently want, but it will work out. there are a million possible futures for you, and they are all promising.

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.

i just got a rejection for a job i never applied for??????? lmfao???? WHAT

we don’t know who you are but we don’t fucking want you

“just stay the fuck away from us”

me every time I log in to tumblr

when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”

Everybody log off I need alone time

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*